Mr. Macho on Four Wheels (and Occasionally Three)
I’m not great at following directions, especially when they don’t make sense. Take, for instance, the ATV guide’s directive to “keep it in third gear for beginners, fourth or fifth on the downhills.” Now, I’m no mechanic, but even I know that downshifting downhill makes more sense than coasting in high gear while praying the brakes don’t quit. Naturally, I ignored this advice. On the first straightaway, I threw the four-wheel-drive Honda into the low gears and gunned it uphill. The acceleration yanked on my busted left shoulder, sending [...]